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River City Juice Co

The Ultimate 'I Don't Know What You Want But I Care' Card

The Ultimate 'I Don't Know What You Want But I Care' Card

Regular price $10.00 USD
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šŸŽĀ Behold! The magical rectangle of infinite possibilities!

This isn't just any gift card – it's aĀ choose-your-own-healthy habitĀ in plastic form. Perfect for when you love someone but have absolutely no idea what they actually want (we've all been there).

What makes this card special?

  • ✨ Works like actual money, but fancier
  • šŸŽÆ Eliminates the risk of buying another candle they'll never light
  • šŸ† Guaranteed to make you look thoughtful without the guesswork
  • šŸ’ No expiration date because good vibes should last forever
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